you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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