And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
My room smells like vodka and shame
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
no you cant smoke seaweed
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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