I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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