You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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