I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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