Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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