Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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