i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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