Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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