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i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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