I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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