I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
