He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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