just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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