Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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