I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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