I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
