My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
