I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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