love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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