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I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
soo... how was my night?
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