Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize