idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
