shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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