I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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