i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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