Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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