i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
