nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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