So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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