I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
