Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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