Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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