3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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