I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
NoShamevember. You game?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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