didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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