No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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