operation harelip BJ is a go
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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