2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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