Little spoons don't ask big questions
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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