thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
