All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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