Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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