You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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