well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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