I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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