im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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