if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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