we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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