I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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