Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Fuck appropriateness.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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