I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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