i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She swung at the pinata with crutches
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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