He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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