I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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