forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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